Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Issue # 25 - The September Salvo

Greetings all!
The Summer Holidays are over and the kids are now back at School. The months here just seem to whiz by. It seems like only yesterday when Dave was dreading the Two-month break at home with the kids. Fortunately Val and Gordon arrived part way through to save the day. The kids were pretty happy to have them here and did their best to wear our visitors down at every opportunity (see photo below).
Anyway, enough prattling on. Enjoy the September Salvo!




























Travel Report
No trips to report this month, apart from Gordon and Val who skipped over to Cuba for a visit during their stay here.

Visitor’s Report
Gordon (Michelle’s Dad) and Val popped over to stay with us for a while. Here’s their summary of their time here:

After our fabulous holiday in the BVI last year, we weren’t expecting this one to have the same “Wow!” factor, as we didn’t think it possible.
However, this Cayman experience has exceeded the BVI. So much to do, we only went to the same place a couple of times.
What were the highs and lows?
Well the only low was until we acclimatized to the heat. It was 35 degrees C or thereabouts most of the time.
But the highs – too numerous to remember them all and Val and I had different levels for our list:
1. Catching up with Michelle, Dave, Sam and Jake
2. Stingray City – our pre-conception was a man made pool but these monsters were in the sea swimming freely. To be able to pick these massive fish up by their fins (some would be close to a metre across) was truly an unforgettable experience.


















Get back you brute!

3. Nautilus (a boat with windows etc below deck – a little like a submarine). Looked at underwater shipwrecks, feeding fish then snorkeling among them with fish swimming only millimeters away.



















4. Turtle Farm – being able to pick up the smaller turtles was great.
5. Our day at Rum Point.







6. Smith’s Cove Beach.
7. Governor’s Beach.

















8. Pedro St James Castle.
9. Botanical Gardens
10. Our evening at Deckers – Double Decker Bus Restaurant and Gordon’s pre dinner Mud Slide (drink that is) at Breezes.
11. Can’t forget our few days in Cuba, another buzz seeing the old cars and sightseeing by Horse and Carriage.
12. Snorkeling nearly every day.
13. Was to get Val competent at snorkeling. She now loves it!

We know we have missed some things. Not the least was going to Rugby, and our last day with Brunch and at the beach. Brilliant. The Rugby was something the All Blacks should have watched, some parts exceeding their best efforts.













Thanks Guys. Just another holiday of our lives to be remembered forever.

Love Val & Grandad














Val hunting the elusive Blue Iguana...
















Fresh bananas from the back yard
















Other pics from recent times:



Sport

















800m Swim
The annual Fosters 800m sea swim was held here a few weeks back. Michelle decided to give it a crack. Dave was unfortunately indisposed that day, having already committed himself to play cricket. Well, that’s his excuse!
Michelle put in a pretty good effort to win her age group (yes they did have an age group for her! They had about 12 groups for both males and females) in just under 13 mins, 24th over all out of 194. She was pretty pleased with herself and got a nice trophy out of it!

Cricket
Meanwhile, across town, Dave was playing Cricket for the Rugby Club. Here is the official report from one of the local newspapers:
The Village Greenies against the Cayman Islands Rugby Club annual charity cricket match was held recently at the Smith Road Oval.
This year the beneficiary of the game was the NCVO Nadine Andreas Residential Foster Home with the game netting CI $1,700 in donations.
The NCVO’s aim is to create a “family type” home and provide the essential ingredients that offer the children as normal a life as possible. More information can be found on the NCVO website
www.ncvo.org.ky
This eagerly anticipated clash played in times gone by was resurrected in 2005. The rugby club was captained by long time rugby stalwart, Matt Bishop.
Going into this year’s match, the Greenies lead the rugby club 2–1 with all games being closely contested. The format of the game was designed to optimise participation. Six pairs bat for four overs each. The loss of wickets results in deduction of five runs. Hence it was possible to have a negative total after four overs!
The Greenies won the toss by mutual consent and opted to bat. They got off to a good start with Ian Rotsey and Shannon Richard striking 30 runs for the first partnership.
However the rugby team struck back immediately with three outstanding run outs that ensured that the next partnership (Aitken and Masters) added just two runs to the score.
There after solid partnerships of 20 (O’Conner and Ware), 11 (Matty Glyde and Ware), 27 (Wetherell and Robinson) and 34 (Sellers and Rajaratnam) ensured the Greenies ended with a very competitive 142.
Simon Wetherell provided the highlight of the innings when he scored 20 runs off the last four balls. For the rugby club, Martin Livingston and James Alt took two wickets each. Tennis coach Warren Urquart instigated two outstanding run outs.
If the Greenies thought that the match was in the bag they were mistaken. Sensing that the Greenies bowling was not at its strongest, the rugby club went on the offensive.
A great opening partnership between Jonathan Doak and Pete De Vere of 26 was followed by a solid partnership of 19 by Alt and Dylan King.
The Greenies then fought back to restrict the next partnership of McDonald and Quinn to six runs. With the hard hitting Urquart joining Carey Tasker a big partnership of 21 ensured the match was finely poised.
The rugby club required a gettable 70 off 8 overs – considering the main batting pair of Bishop and Livingston was yet to come.
Up stepped David Bailey and Aloysius ‘Bluey’ Hannon to set a platform for the final onslaught. However this was not to be. The Greenies stuck at regular intervals leaving the partnership 17 runs worse off than when they started.
This was all too much for the final pair of Bishop and Livingston to catch up. The rugby club ending 39 short of their target. For the Greenies, Wetherell and Andrew Dean both accounted for three scalps.
Overall a very enjoyable day. Steve Smith, jerk chef extraordinaire, took the opportunity to prepare a scrumptious BBQ.
Greenies captain Richard Sawle–Thomas said: “Thanks to Jacques Scotts, Cayman Distributors and all the people who offered their time and money to support this worthy cause.”
So, there you have it. Dave’s batting hasn’t improved since his last game (about 20 years ago). His bowling was alright and he did put in a sterling effort in the boat race with the rugby club winning that by two lengths. The cricket ball throw was a different story. Mainly because it was dark by then and no one saw where the balls landed.

But it really was a fun day and the heads were a little sore the following morning. Too much sun, apparently.


Rugby

Reggie Hannon Memorial – Game Three
The final in the three game series was played earlier in the month. Unfortunately it was much the same as the last two. The under 35’s started with a flourish and scored a couple of quick tries. After half time, the Over 35’s came out swinging and really took the younger side to task. They even managed to score a few tries (one to Dave) but in the end it wasn’t quite enough. A three nil series drubbing and the Reggie Hannon Memorial Dog Bowl goes back on the shelf for another year.


Touch Rugby
The Summer Touch League has been running for the last couple of months. Michelle and Dave both played for Maples in the 1st Division and Dave also played for Digicel in the 1st Division. Michelle pulled up lame however (played ¾ of one game!), but did manage to ref the odd game.

Finals Day was held last Saturday. Maples was in the top six (2nd place) and looking for a spot in the final. The first game was a shocker and they managed to salvage a draw, which was enough to advance to the next round as they had beaten the opposition in the round robin part of the season. The next game wasn’t much better and finished in a draw as well, but since it was a semi final. Extra time was played with each team dropping a player every minute. It got down to three a side before Maples managed to scramble over the line and advance to the final.

Betweentimes, Digicel was playing in the plate round (bottom six teams). They won the first game, (just) and that was enough to put them into the final for the plate. In the final they actually played quite well for a change and won the game 5 – 2. Dave chipped in with a couple of length of the field tries. Digicel wins the Plate! No beers for Dave just yet, he still has another game to go.

Michelle and Dave both Reffed games during the day as well. Michelle came away a little worse for wear after being bowled over by some guy on his way to the line. But she gave him an earful and he eventually got the message!

Final Time. The opposition (Five Nations) hadn’t lost a game all season and the Maples team hadn’t played very well all day.

The game got off to a ripping start and both teams were defending very well. Maples slipped through and scored first. Both teams have a reputation for ‘chat’ and that soon started up. The Ref had his hands full! Dave saved a try with a spectacular diving touch late in the half. Half time, 1 – 0 to Maples.

The second half started in fading light but the pace didn’t slow at all. Five Nations pulled one back to even the scores, and soon after that Maples came back with another to reclaim the lead. It was looking like Maples could hang on for the win, but with only seconds to go, Five Nations slipped through to equalize.

Extra time was called. Sudden death Drop Offs… again. It was now almost dark, and there are no lights at the ground. Again the game sea-sawed, with a Maples player spilling the ball over the line in the corner. Every minute a player from each team was taken off. Down to three a side. Maples made the same move and sent the ball wide to the corner where their female player stood unmarked. The pass goes wide, she catches the ball and dives for the corner. Maples win!!! The crowd goes wild.













The 2009 champions


Sevens
The annual Club Sevens starts this weekend. There have been a few practice games on the odd Saturday, but this week it’s for keeps. Every Saturday in October. Dave is playing for the Irish Wolfhounds (given his obvious Irish heritage!).

We’ll let you know how it all goes in the next issue.















Attendees at a recent Beach Party

Calendar Shoot
The rugby girls are producing a calendar as a fund raising venture. Michelle has volunteered, along with most of them, to pose in various spots around the island. They’ve done some beach shots and the like and on Sunday they donned rugby gear and High heels for some pics. Then they got down and dirty and rolled in the mud for a few more pics. Should be an interesting calendar!



















Diving
Having some on site babysitters was wonderful and we took the opportunity to do some shore dives together. Gordon, Val and the kids would come out with us and snorkel above us while we waved to them from below! At times, Sam was pointing out marine life to us or chasing turtles!


































See more diving pics:

Weather Report
Well, it has been pretty warm and dry… until about two weeks ago. Most days now there is a bit of rain accompanied by some fairly impressive Lightning and Thunder shows. It usually starts up just after lunchtime. Jake even had a birthday party cancelled because of the weather - torrential rain and heaps of fireworks resulted in the Pool Party being deemed unsafe. Luckily they decided to reschedule a week later where there was only a little bit of rain and thunder.

Next Month

More rugby?
Summer Touch Prizegiving Dinner
The Knee Doctor
and much much more!!!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Issue # 24 - The August Gust


















Greetings all!
Another reasonably busy month on the sporting front. The kids are still on holiday and summer is well and truly here.

Travel Report
No travel this month

















Visitor’s Report
We have a couple of visitors staying with us at the moment. Michelle’s Dad (Gordon) and Val are currently enjoying the sights and experiences that Cayman offers. The kids are loving having “Grandad & Val” around. We're not sure that Val and Grandad are getting the quiet break that they had hoped for though.
We will get them to write a little piece for next month’s edition as they are here until early September.









OK, maybe they did...
Nautilus
The kids took Grandad, Val and Michelle on the Nautilus last week. The Nautilus is a boat with and underwater viewing area - similar to a submarine without actually submerging. They also had the opportunity to have a snorkel around and chase the fish!



Jake returns from the deep...



Sam looking back at the people inside
Sport

Stroke and Stride
Michelle has been feeling the urge for a bit of challenging exercise of late, due mainly to her trying to recuperate her crook knee and missing out on Touch Rugby etc. So she entered in the Annual “Stroke and Stride” which is a three race event held over three consecutive Wednesdays comprising of a swim and a run. The Run is Two miles for each race but the swim gets progressively longer. Starting at 400m, then 600m and 800m for the last race.
The first race she powered through the swim and came out of the water fairly high in the order. The run was next but due to her efforts in the swim leg, her energy levels weren’t quite up there - she thought she was going to die before reaching the finish! But she did finish, and in a respectable 13th place in the women’s competition and 55th overall in a time of 28:18 minutes.
The following week she pulled back a bit on the swim (which was actually 700m and not 600m) but still came out of the water in a very respectable position. The run was better for her too and she finished in 31:55 mins, 12th woman and 54th overall.

Race three saw another good swim time followed by a good run as well. Michelle finished 7th in the women's race in a time of 32:44. Her overall placing for the three events was 11th woman. So, not a bad effort really!

Touch Rugby
The Summer Touch competition continues. Dave got drafted into a second team and now plays for Digicel as well as Maples. The Maples team is sitting about 2nd on the table with Digicel around 6th. Will finals day looming, the pressure is on to try and finish high in the order.












In action for Digicel















Playing for Maples
Rugby

Reggie Hannon Memorial – Game Two
The second Test was played a couple of weeks ago. This time the Over 30's lacked subs and it showed in the last 20. The over 30's lacked players in a couple of key positions but still managed to put the younger side under plenty of pressure with some good rucking and mauling. The scores were pretty even for most of the match and then a late couple of tries sealed it for the under 30's.












The final game of the series is on this weekend (5 Sep).
More pics:
Under 19 Farewell Game
A lot of the successful Under 19 side are leaving Cayman to go to various universities around the world. As a parting gesture the club put on a farewell game for them. Under 19 vs 'The Rest'. The Youthful (not necessarily 'useful') Dave found himself playing for the Under 19's. It was a very social match with 'The Rest' taking the game out quite comfortably.





































The Cayman Mankini...






Diving
Michelle and Dave have been getting a few dives in this month. They have gone out a couple of times with C.R.U.D. (Cayman Rugby Union Divers) which is a bunch of guys from the Rugby club who enjoy a dive from time to time. Having Grandad and Val here makes it easier for Michelle and Dave to dive at the same time, which doesn’t happen all that often. Val and Gordon have both been doing a bit of snorkeling while they are here too. The water is generally pretty calm (not to mention warm) so it’s pretty good for snorkeling.
















































Fact File
Grand Cayman used to be a haven for Mosquitoes. At one stage things got so bad that cows were suffocating over night from the sheer number of Mosquito that settled around their mouth/nose and smothered them. In one night in 1974, a single Mosquito trap caught 793,103 mozzies. It took two weeks to count them all. But we can assure you that it’s all under control now with a Mosquito eradication programme in full force. There's still the occaisional bite to be had (as Michelle and Val can attest), but generally it's not too bad here.



Guard Frog at the front door...
Weather Report
Apparently July was the driest and warmest that Cayman has had in years. Even the locals were complaining about the heat!
The first Hurricane of the season passed us by without incident a week or so ago. We hope the rest of the season continues like that.














Great use of the tent for shade




















The waterslide at Margaritaville (a pub just down the street)
Trampoline









One of the neighbors has had a trampoline in their yard for a while and we noticed that it didn't seem to be getting used. Michelle and Sam wandered around one day to see if they would sell it. Sure enough, it was soon being carted back around the street by Michelle, a neighbor and a couple of gardiners who happened to be standing about. It's a pretty sizeable thing too and just managed to squeeze between the trees to it's resting place on the front lawn. The kids are having a lot of fun on it but it doesn't take long for them to get all hot and sweaty. Then, it's a matter of running across the road and jump into the sea to cool off! Maybe we can put a pool in...




Next Month

More Touch - Finals time

More rugby - Reggie Hannon Game 3 plus some Sevens

Visitors report

and... some other stuff!
See other pics from our recent hapnins:

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Issue # 23 - The July Jumble

Hello all!
Well, July has been and gone. As the Tee- shirts and hats around here say: “Time flies when you’re having Rum!” (and they'd be pretty accurate, too!).
A few boats trips this month. Also some Diving, Rugby, Touch Rugby & Soccer and Dave popped over to Jamaica for a Rugby weekend.
Without any further delays from us, feel free to read on!


Travel Report
Jamaica

Dave travelled with the Cayman Over 35 Rugby Team (The Tarnished Turtles) to Jamaica last weekend to contest the Gemini Palais Cup. It’s an annual event that has been going on for a number of years now.

There is an ‘official’ match report down below in the Sports Section. It was authored by one of the team members and Dave will attempt to provide a real 'match report' for you immediately following the official report.














A summary of the weekend:
Friday – meet at Airport and have a couple of nerve settling Heinekens. During the one hour flight all of the Heinekens on board are consumed. Picked up at Kingston and driven to a very dodgy-looking part of town where the team enjoyed a meal (Curried Prawns, Lobster, Fish etc) whilst being plied with copious amounts of Red Stripe (Jamaica Beer) and Appleton’s (Jamaican Rum). The evening continued with a trip to a local ‘nightclub’ of sorts then back to the hotel for a nightcap… or two.
The hotel was the Pegasus and apparently Pope JPII and the Bishop of Canterbury stayed at the same Hotel, but not when Dave was there. Maybe they shared a room? King Don Juan (or whatever his name is) and Queen Sophia of Spain also stayed there. Dave wondered what they were all up to. Maybe a rugby trip as well…

Saturday morning. Up for breakfast and then into the bar to watch the All Blacks SA game at 10 am. The main game (Ours) was planned for about 4 pm. In true form out came the beers and the rums and the pre match planning conference began while watching the All Blacks game on the TV... and it carried on afterwards. Unfortunately it all went downhill from there with several team members struggling to walk, let alone play a game of rugby. But everyone turned out and the game was played. (Results in Sports section).
Post game entertainment consisted of a stack of Cold Red Stripes, more Appleton’s and a really nice BBQ at the home of one of the Jamaican guy’s. Another long night ensued, similar to the first.
Sunday. Dave was invited to go on a bit of a tour around the countryside. Since it was his first time to Jamaica he thought he’d have a look around. He went with a guy called John Gibson, who played against the All Blacks in Scotland in about 1978.













Adrian (Our 'Tour Guide), Dave, Eric the Local Guy and Gibbo enjoy a wee rum or two on a sunday arfternoon in Mandeville.

Anyway, they jumped in a rickety old van driven by a couple of young local guys and off they went. After approximately three minutes, they were pulled up for speeding but when the cop saw the two white guys in the back they let the driver off with a warning.
They headed for a place called Mandeville where an old mate of Gibbo’s lived. After a little drink stop on the way they found themselves in Mandeville and headed to a bar for (you guessed it!) a few Red Stripes and some more Appleton’s.













Checking out '5th Dimension Wellness'
After that it was off to Milk River. A place with a mineral spring, Rastas and Crocodiles. They missed out on the spring but went Crocodile hunting along the river’s edge with a Rasta guy. They spotted one Crocodile on the other side. Beer time.














Then it was off again along a bumpy road until a big bright Rasta sign attracted them. Thinking that they had only stopped for a photo or two they soon found themselves inside the ‘Ark of 5th Dimension Wellness’ (whatever that is) sampling some ‘herbal’ concoctions and associated tobacco products. Funnily enough, all aches and pains from the previous day had disappeared.
After that they floated back to Kingston where the rest of the team were attempting to get themselves onto the plane back to Cayman after a very heavy afternoon of Red Stripes and Appleton’s.
Tour over. A very colourful one. Dave’s first with Cayman and hopefully not the last.
More Jamaica pics:














Rugby Girls Day out


Boozy Sunday Boat Trips
It seems that everyone with a boat (and those that don’t) head out to Stingray City and Rum Point on the weekends to while away the day. Michelle had three such trips this month. Sam went on two while Jake and Dave had just the one.










Michelle plays with the Stingrays


One trip was a sort of a family outing with several families from Gaelic Football. There was a bit of swimming with the Stingrays, some snorkeling and some floating about with a few drinks in hand.
Another was Michelle’s Gaelic Football team where they went to Stingray City, then off to Starfish point while having a few drinks and things. Sam went on this trip and was immediately 'adopted' by a couple of the Irish girls. The third was the Women’s Rugby Team. They pretty much did all of the above and also went to Kaibo (on land near Rum Point) where they had some food and played twister and attempted 'Aircarft Carriers' on wooden picnic tables. One of them ended up with a few splinters in her 'generous' chest. Ouch!
All good fun though!
















Jake gets a bit tied up

















Starfish Point
















Mudslides at Kaibo with the Gaelic Girls
More Pics:
And some other pics:

Visitor’s Report
No visitors this month, but rumour has it that next month there might be some movement in this area.

Sport

Touch Rugby
The Summer touch league has started. Dave volunteered to organize the referee schedules and is now wondering why on earth he actually did that. Opening day resulted in three wins for the ‘good guys’. The competition runs on Mon, Wed, Fri for the next two months so we’ll keep you up to date with results of that. Michelle hurt her knee (again) in a warm up game the other week so is out of action for a little longer.

Soccer
During a week in the holidays the kids went on a ‘Football Camp’ where they spent each morning learning soccer skills and playing in mini tournaments. They both really enjoyed it but Sam was a little disappointed with her kicking for goal. She hit the posts at least once a day. We told her that it isn’t easy to hit those posts - anyone can kick a ball into the big gap in the middle, but to hit the posts takes something special.














Rugby
Under 19 Caribbean Champs
No, Dave wasn’t playing in this. The tournament just happened to be held during the first week of the School holidays and Dave and the kids spent a bit of time at the club watching the games.
Up-and-coming International Rugby Referee (and Ex BVI player) Nicholas Fox made an official appearance during the final as well. And also, for those of the BVI, Brooksy was also in attendance and put his body on the line for international relations during the tournament.
Cayman managed to win the final against Mexico which qualifies them for the Under 19 (or 20?) world cup tournament next year. It’s like 2nd or third tier rugby and they play teams like Kenya, USA, an Asian side and a few others.














Reggie Hannon Memorial
Dave played in the inaugural Reggie Hannon Memorial game two weeks ago. It is a three game series between the Over 30’s and Under 30’s of the Club.
The Under 30’s consisted mainly of Under 19 Players from the previous week as well as a sprinkling of ‘Cayman Emerging Players’. So they were pretty handy.
The over 30’s took it to the young guys up front (scoring the first try) and had their scrum going backwards all day. By half time it was a try apiece. In the second half the young side got a bit more ball as the older team tired and about three tries were put on.
Just before the end the over 30’s showed what a push over try looks like. Dave just happened to be playing at the back of the scrum at that stage and had an easy ride over the line to score the final try and add some respectability to the result.














Try!
It wasn’t until later on that Dave learned that ‘Reggie’ was in fact, a Dog. He couldn't believe he'd just played a game of Rugby in memory of a Dog. It belonged to one of the club members and for years used to wander into the Rugby club as well as several pubs around town and get given a beer or two.
More Rugby pics:



The official match report from the Jamaica Tour:
The Cayman Tarnished Turtles national Oldies Squad recently made a trip to Jamaica for a gruelling six game weekend long competition ...

Imagine if you will an ad for Appleton Rum ..., Green fields and the mountains beyond, a Mahogany table, the sun shining on a crystal glass, 4 cubes of ice and the golden rum caressing the light and the glass. The glass calls your name, the bottle beside it says its your friend, there’s a case of his friends just out of sight all wanting to know your name ... They’re calling you Waggers or Johnny and so you feel they must love you!

And the rest becomes kind of blurry ...

3pm Friday saw the kick off of the first game in the series at Devon House for Duppies vs 21's, Campbell, Johnny, Ron, Mark, Richard all driving hard forward, knowing that the only way to meet the Palais Royale team in the next match up was a hard fought win here. Twenty minutes in Waggers has fallen in luv with the left side of the house but Ron and Richard hold steady in the center ably aided by an unrelenting Vaughn Morris for the Jamaicans and so the first game came to a close with Devon House over Duppies 6 to 1 and Campbell limping off the field.

Mick files a grievance that the first game ran ahead without him and that by IRB rules it shouldn’t count as a win to Devon House!

Waggers insists that Love is the only answer. Richard takes one for England.

William picked up Adrian, Derek, Dave, Mick, Tony & Larreee and set out to join the jamaicans for the 9pm start to the second match of the day at Gloria's. Appleton went ahead early putting a hard six across the table and the Curried Lobsters squeaked in a couple from the corner just before the last part of the game when Palais Royale took the lead with their cheerleaders hanging from the rafters and Red Stripe went down heavily taking Cayman with them as they went.

Mick insists the Lobster was offside in the corner and that there’s no way that that Palais Royale cheerleader could have done that without the aide of mirrors calls for an instant replay!

Waggers loves everybody, checks very closely for mirrors. Adrian stands around and looks good! Dave Bailey smiling brightly from the corner of the room took on Red Stripe head to head with Red Stripe falling behind.

William picked up Grizz on Saturday morning and before game three of the series had even really gotten started Cayman was down 1,000 points to the Pegasus bar squad but fighting back hard. Waggers hates himself, but begins to feel warmly toward others.

Mick feels that the Pegasus Bar squad was unfairly doubling up on Cayman and calls for the opinion of the fourth official ... Larree calls for the Red Stripe to meet him on the sidelines and after sending two away the game recommenced. Richard takes one for England while Adrian, still looking good, stands there.

Game Four of the gruelling schedule had to be broken down into 25 min thirds to make room for the Red Stripe squad which was both plentiful and eager to test the resilience of Appleton against the field.

Luckily Willo and Sammy had joined in the fray with fresh legs and sober heads. Larree taking advantage of a hospital pass to Pragnell, puts Cayman ahead by 3 points early. A back and forth for control of the field and the ball and the Red Stripe at which Cayman, despite years of training in the Heineken method close the second 25 min ahead by 2 points on the back of Adrian’s good looks and Gibson’s stealthy foot work.

Mick Suggests that the ref go drink an effing Red Stripe to clear up his effing dehydration which may be clouding his effing vision! Jamaica puts 15 points on the board while the Ref is doing just that! But while this was going on, Adrian, was looking good by just standing next to Shep!

Final score 15 cases of Red Stripe 50 lbs Jerk Pork 1 case Appleton Rum, Cayman all in!

Mick complains that no way was that 50lbs of Jerk Pork! Tony Kehoe patting his stomach suggests differently.

Waggers is back to hating himself. Dave Bailey is still smiling while Richard Ellison takes one more for England, Campbell goes straight to bed and Omar the Dread wonders if either Captain Ron, Laree, Lord Gibbo or the Presidente might have been his father; rugby after all is in his blood!

Game five sees Mick taking a hit from the Referee while the Latinas score 9 on Mark "Papi" Wollard round the edges. Mark says it “looks like if I don’t get their measure they’ll be doing that to me all night long!”. Derek and Ron (although some say that Ron was just a ghost of his former self at this point) swing into action like Firemen on a brass pole with Grizz coming in hard from behind all to Mark’s rescue; Mark insists that he needs no help, but it seems a little too late as the Latinas take it all, leaving Cayman spent and Adrian still looking good.

Game six early Sunday morning the Pegasus bar squad puts another harsh 1000 points on the Caymanians with Tony Kehoe still cheering from the sidelines. Richard Ellison takes one for Scotland this time. Mark becomes disoriented after a massive run by Appleton with Grizz, Presidente, Campbell, Waggers and Laree all chasing to catch up.

Mick switches sides and joins Pegasus hoping for a win in the next round; he discusses how to rig the teams to his benefit.

The tournament ends, in the immortal words of Vaughn Morris, as coined by Gavin Clark, “14 All.”

As a further note: It seems that a judicial revue has been called into the conduct of certain members of the oldies squad: Shane and Jerome are to be sanctioned under the laws of the court of no appeal; punishment to be meted out in due course, Shane bearing the brunt of the fault in the proscribed incident. Steve Worthington and Dr. Sean’s cases are under closed door review as we speak.

Dave’s Unofficial Match Report
4:30 on a very hot and dry Saturday afternoon in Kingston. Ground conditions were Dry and Hard with several blades of dried grass still hanging in there. Despite the pre-match planning session, the Cayman side is raring to go (with the addition of a couple of the locals as we were short).
Not exactly flowing rugby but it was serious enough and Jamaica led at half time. The Ref can only be described as an absolute shocker. Cayman were award 4 penalties in the entire match. At one stage Jamaica were awarded 7 in a row!
Despite the Ref, Cayman came back in the second half and ran in a couple of nice tries to be two points up when the referee blew the whistle. Cayman were about to hook into the beers in celebration when they were reminded that in was to be a game of three thirds and not two halves. The heads dropped a bit. The cooler box lid was closed and they trudged back out on the field.
By this time the Ref simply blew his whistle at will, Jamaica scored a try to edge ahead and full time couldn’t come soon enough for the entire Cayman team. It was a shame really as the match had been quite even.
Never mind, there is a rematch planned in November at the Cayman ‘Knackerfest’. Watch this space.



















Diving
Michelle and Dave went for a couple of shore dives one morning while the kids were at Football Camp. Lighthouse point was the venue. An American tourist tagged along as well since she had no-one to go with. There was a slight current for the first dive which didn’t really affect anything too much. It was a nice dive with plenty of fish to see. The second dive also seemed to be going fine until they realized that the current had picked up a bit and they had missed the point where they were to turn back towards the shore.
Unsure of the exact location, Dave surfaced and found that they were about 200 m past the exit point and the current was taking them further away.






















The current at the bottom was also strong so they all surfaced and headed for shore, finally making it and scrambling up some very sharp rocks with plenty of sea urchins for good measure. So, after a very tiring swim and then having to hobble across the iron sand rocks in bare feet, not to mention the urchin needles, they finally hobbled back to the Dive shop to clean up. Although never in any real danger, it was a good lesson to learn and they’ll take a little more care next time, especially if there is any current about. They don’t think that American tourist will be racing back to go diving with them again either.



Weather Report
Still hot, still sticky with lots of thunder and lightning. Hitting mid 30's most days
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Next Month

More Touch

More rugby?

Visitors… maybe